To whom it may concern,
When the right woman with the perfect ratio of fast twitch to slow twitch muscles, with a decent anaerobic as well aerobic capacity, exceptional mineral and vitamin absorption rates, excellent bone density, remarkable joint mobility, IQ in the top two percentile and GSOH reveals herself my wish is that you bless us with plenty of good looking athletic sons.
However, if your plan is to subject me to stressful, nail biting, hair tugging, hypertensive nights waiting up for attractive daughters I beg, plead, implore you to give them the same tough foundations you have bestowed on this 9 year old girl...
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