Shake Up The Routine

Thursday, 22 August 2013

Protein Shakes + Vindaloo = Chernobyl

You're meeting your partner's parents for the first time but the nerves, inferior protein shakes you've been drinking and last night's vindaloo have conspired to create Chernobyl!

You're the epicentre of a major blast in your now unlikely-to-be-in-laws formerly white tiled and pristine bathroom.

Sweating, exhausted and empty you look to your left and are given a slither of hope that 'the parents' may have a sense of humour which might help figuratively, but unfortunately not literally, clear the air.

And who better to give you a morale boost when you are at your most vulnerable than Mr T himself!

The Mr T Toilet Holder is a genius idea! But we're disappointed they didn't add a mowhawk to the design in true homage to the legend!

For that missing link in your toilet ass-ernal those in the UK plop over here and those in the USA and elsewhere plop over here.

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