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Yogini Briohny Smyth sat opposite the 12 heads one of the most powerful Yoga cartels in the world.
Her mission was handed to her by the eldest of the Yogis before her. Carefully etched on the ageing, browning scroll and written in ancient Sanskrit were the words:
"Damn, girl numbers are down! The pot's dry! You know how much it cost to service a Lambo these days? You gotta take some clothes off cos we need these fools enrolling again. You feel me?"
With over 2million views in just over a month her video just might help increase yoga class sizes this year. But you can't impress everyone. Her partner manages remarkably to sleep right through her routine. How?!
Source: Simon Rollings
