The weight of your offspring - Free Idea Number 5

(Here's a silly/funny exercise related story that I wrote on my old blog called http://www.moneymating.com/ . I gave it up cos its actually really difficult to constantly come up with bad/funny business ideas. Maybe when I'm feeling inspired I'll add some more).


One of our most valued heads, Bea I. Ching just came back from Australian, Sydney where she was visiting her sister Sarah and her husband Jack Houf.

Having not seen the couple for over 5 years Bea was appalled to see how “rotten and festering” the two former millionaire models had become.

Sarah Ching you may remember was the key witness in the 1999 Re-Laxative case which involved a group of unscrupulous doctors, a Southern-European gang and major US Model agencies. In the case it was discovered that models were being fed horse laxatives. Sarah’s statement helped purge American models of the dirty ring.

Sarah also won Vogel Magazine’s New Face of Frail in 2001 and later released her biography “Rice cakes, Crackers and Low-calorie Water”

Jack was a Tri-State Unnaturally Natural Bodybuilding Champ and the face of Orange-a-Tan.

Bea’s disgust meant she feared being seen with the couple in public and luckily for her they hadn’t been able to venture outside their home because of their “Shrekkenstein, hippopotamus, whale like, fatty size.” In fact “they haven’t seen their bedroom in over a year because their trailer is on slight uphill gradient.”

Sarah and Jack blame their identical 3 year old twins, Oliver and Claire Houf. Raising them has made it difficult if not impossible to exercise.

In the true spirit of the millionaire mind Bea thought of a problem solving, money making solution to make one of you a fortune. For this ingenious money spinner she’s thought of an equally ingenious name - “Children Can Help You Get Into Shape By Using Their Bodyweight Equipment” (amazingly as at the time of writing Childrencanhelpyougetintoshapebyusingtheirbodyweightequipment.com is an available domain).

Ms Ching’s epiphany involves the modification of classic gym equipment to utilise the weight of a child or children.

So the Children Can Help You Get Into Shape By Using Their Bodyweight Equipment barbell would have two cradles either side to house two children. Example exercises would be the squat, chest press and the clean and jerk. For a more challenging workout one could use children of differing weights.

The dumbbell would also be altered so that a child harness is attached to either end of the short bar. Example exercise would be bicep curls, overhead tricep press, lunges and weighted punches.

Bea believes that the idea has scope for vast expansion beyond the stay at home Mum/Dad market and into the mainstream with the first Children Can Help You Get Into Shape By Using Their Bodyweight Equipment Gyms.

Since mentioning the idea to Sarah and Jack they have gathered a list of over 1000 couples in Sydney, Australian who would be eager to get there hands on the equipment. We’ll email the first person that contacts us with this list which will save them a huge amount in marketing and have them quickly on the road to riches.

It's life changing ideas like this that make us so happy to be Money Mating.

To those who embark on this millionaire journey please keep us posted on your progress! Good luck!

Idea submitted by Bea I. Ching, Junior Corporate Head Officer of Money Mating USA.